{"id":11932,"date":"2023-12-18T22:49:04","date_gmt":"2023-12-18T21:49:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.outsiterz.org\/?p=11932"},"modified":"2025-08-11T18:41:17","modified_gmt":"2025-08-11T16:41:17","slug":"secret-santa-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.outsiterz.org\/?p=11932","title":{"rendered":"Secret Santa 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O dva dni m\u00e1m z\u00e1po\u010det z finan\u010dka, o tri sk\u00fa\u0161ku z&nbsp;cenn\u00fdch papierov a preto som sa rozhodol da\u0165 dokopy report z&nbsp;turnaja Secret Santa 2023. Vraj m\u00e1m za 2023 odohrat\u00e9 v\u0161etky turnaje \u010do Outsiteri \u0161li, tak by som reku mo\u017eno mohol op\u00e4\u0165 prispie\u0165 do kroniky. A prispejte aj vy! Je to celkom sranda.<br \/>\nPred 5 rokmi som si v&nbsp;tejto budape\u0161\u0165skej bubline prv\u00fdkr\u00e1t vysk\u00fa\u0161al \u013eahu\u010dk\u00fd otras mozgu, pred 4 zase hru za dva t\u00edmy na jednom turnaji. A aj tento rok som si vysk\u00fa\u0161al nie\u010do nov\u00e9 (ale neprezrad\u00edm, zistite si \u2013 n\u00e1vod v&nbsp;reporte m\u00e1te).<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Tento rok za\u010dal skuto\u010dne z\u00e1bavne. V&nbsp;pondelok som sedel v&nbsp;posilke a p\u00edsal chalanom, \u017ee n\u00e1s u\u017e je v&nbsp;turnajovom dokumente na 5v5 turnaj a\u017e a\u017e (12). Vo \u0161tvrtok som sa p\u00fdtal Imra, \u010di n\u00e1hodou nem\u00f4\u017ee, preto\u017ee n\u00e1m jeden chalan vypadol. O&nbsp;poslednom odpadl\u00edkovi sme sa dozvedeli niekde pri Gy\u00f6re, pri\u010dom \u0161lo o \u0161of\u00e9ra (\u010fakujeme ochotn\u00fdm rodi\u010dom na\u0161ich Outsisterz, bez v\u00e1s by to bol ve\u013ek\u00fd pr\u00faser). Fin\u00e1lna bilancia bola na turnaji bola 7 chlapov. \u017de ja som v\u00f4bec nie\u010do o&nbsp;po\u010dtoch hovoril.<\/p>\n<p>Prv\u00fd z\u00e1pas na turnaji sme pl\u00e1novali hra\u0165 proti t\u00edmu, ktor\u00fd nepri\u0161iel. Schedule sa zmenil a&nbsp;n\u00e1hradn\u00edkmi boli rak\u00faski Moskiddos (pozn.: slovn\u00e1 hra\u010dka z&nbsp;n\u00e1zvu t\u00edmu Mosquitos). Po p\u00e1r nevyn\u00faten\u00fdch chyb\u00e1ch a&nbsp;klinickom premie\u0148an\u00ed breakov\u00fdch \u0161anc\u00ed sme viedli o&nbsp;5 bodov, a&nbsp;zvl\u00e1dli sme si bez v\u00e4\u010d\u0161\u00edch probl\u00e9mov n\u00e1skok udr\u017ea\u0165.<\/p>\n<p>V&nbsp;druhom z\u00e1pase sme podcenili s\u00fapera, \u010do znamenalo, \u017ee ako papierov\u00ed favoriti sme nakoniec vyhrali len o&nbsp;dva body. Pickup t\u00edm Cuz si zvl\u00e1dal prech\u00e1dza\u0165 na\u0161imi z\u00f3nami r\u00fdchlej\u0161ie ne\u017e Moskiddos a&nbsp;n\u00e1s to mierne zasko\u010dilo.<\/p>\n<p>Pri\u0161iel z\u00e1pas proti t\u00edmu Meteor, pri ktorom sme moc nevedeli \u010do \u010daka\u0165, ke\u010f\u017ee sme nepoznali ani n\u00e1zov t\u00edmu a&nbsp;ani hr\u00e1\u010dov z&nbsp;videnia. Nakoniec bol z\u00e1pas ve\u013emi tesn\u00fd, skon\u010dil (ak si spr\u00e1vne pam\u00e4t\u00e1m) o&nbsp;2 body a&nbsp;rozhodovala prim\u00e1rne fyzick\u00e1 kond\u00edcia. M\u00f4\u017ete si tipn\u00fa\u0165, ak\u00fd bol d\u00f4vod toho, \u017ee ani tak\u00ed svetobe\u017en\u00edci a&nbsp;legendy hry ako z\u00e1stupci Outsiterz nepoznali zjavne kvalitn\u00fdch hr\u00e1\u010dov, ktor\u00ed v&nbsp;t\u00edme hrali \u2013 na spr\u00e1vnu odpove\u010f sa ma m\u00f4\u017ete pr\u00eds\u0165 sp\u00fdta\u0165 osobne (nehryziem) \ud83d\ude0a<\/p>\n<p>Posledn\u00fd skupinov\u00fd z\u00e1pas bol proti Freebees, ktor\u00fdch pozn\u00e1me. Sk\u00f3re si nepam\u00e4t\u00e1m, len viem, \u017ee u\u017e som toho mal v&nbsp;siedmich \u013eu\u010foch celkom dos\u0165 a&nbsp;z\u00e1pas nebol ani na hlavu \u00faplne \u013eahk\u00fd. Cel\u00fd \u010das sme \u0165ahali za krat\u0161\u00ed koniec, ku koncu sme zatla\u010dili a&nbsp;takmer vybojovali universe.<\/p>\n<p>Posledn\u00fd z\u00e1pas d\u0148a bol proti Mosquitos. \u201eTo znamen\u00e1, \u017ee pri\u0161lo aj \u00c1\u010dko?\u201c p\u00fdta sa \u010ditate\u013e. \u201eNie\u201c, odpoved\u00e1 Bolvo. Vysvetl\u00edm. Ke\u010f\u017ee vypadol jeden t\u00edm, t\u00edto chalani sa rozhodli, \u017ee po\u0161l\u00fa na turnaj cca 14 k\u00faskov, a&nbsp;odohraj\u00fa to cel\u00e9. Ako\u017ee, ka\u017ed\u00fd z\u00e1pas. V&nbsp;oboch skupin\u00e1ch \u2013 len si v&nbsp;ka\u017edej dali in\u00fd n\u00e1zov. A&nbsp;\u017ee n\u00e1m to \u0161tvr\u0165fin\u00e1le nedali v\u00f4bec \u013eahk\u00e9. U&nbsp;n\u00e1s (u m\u0148a) zahrali tro\u0161ku nervy a&nbsp;mali sme (mal som) dos\u0165 individu\u00e1lnych ch\u00fdb (vraj som mal 3, ja si pam\u00e4t\u00e1m 2), ale aj pohyb a&nbsp;hern\u00fd prejav bol neistej\u0161\u00ed. Rozhodoval v&nbsp;universe Keso na Ma\u0165a overom zo z\u00f3ny na 7 stall. (ngl) U\u017e som mal aj pr\u00edjemnej\u0161ie konce z\u00e1pasov.<\/p>\n<p>Ve\u010deru sme mali v&nbsp;Maharaja Lounge. Tam sme zviedli z\u00e1pas s&nbsp;obsluhou, respekt\u00edve obsluha sama so sebou, ale v&nbsp;dobrej viere a n\u00e1lade a&nbsp;nakoniec (takmer) v\u0161etci dostali \u010do si objednali. Na\u0161\u0165astie sme s&nbsp;jedlom nakoniec s\u00faboj zv\u00e1dza\u0165 nemuseli, ale pod\u013ea recenzi\u00ed sme \u0161li celkom do rizika. Kyseline zdar. A&nbsp;taktie\u017e, drah\u00ed Outsiteri, inform\u00e1cie o&nbsp;ostrosti sa v&nbsp;indick\u00fdch re\u0161taur\u00e1ci\u00e1ch neignoruj\u00fa.<\/p>\n<p>Nede\u013en\u00e9 semi op\u00e4\u0165 proti Freebees. Z\u00e1pas dobr\u00fd, obetav\u00e9 v\u00fdkony podali oba t\u00edmy. Spirit mi nepr\u00edslu\u0161\u00ed komentova\u0165 \u2013 ale nakoniec sa (mysl\u00edm) nikto ukrivden\u00fd nec\u00edtil a&nbsp;v\u0161etci sa usmievali. Universe dobr\u00fd, aj sme mali disk, ale nie ve\u013emi dlho. Tak nabud\u00face.<\/p>\n<p>O&nbsp;tretie miesto proti h\u00e1dajte komu. Hra\u0165 s&nbsp;jedn\u00fdm t\u00edmom dvakr\u00e1t na turnaji e\u0161te ok, ale trikr\u00e1t? To u\u017e je za hranicou dobr\u00fdch mravov (to n\u00e1s u\u010dia v&nbsp;\u0161kole, je o&nbsp;tom kopa rozsudkov). Chalani hrali p\u00e4tn\u00e1sty (\u010di \u0161trn\u00e1sty? Neviem, nie som najlep\u0161\u00ed matematik Slovenska do 30 rokov) z\u00e1pas v&nbsp;14ich. My siedmy z\u00e1pas v&nbsp;siedmich. Kto z&nbsp;koho nakoniec dopadlo v&nbsp;n\u00e1\u0161 prospech. Prv\u00fdch p\u00e1r bodov ve\u013ek\u00e1 tesnota, potom sme sa utrhli a&nbsp;intezitou \u0161t\u00edpancov sme sa presunuli zo sf\u00e9ry \u201e\u0161tvrto\u010dn\u00fd tr\u00e9ning v&nbsp;j\u00fali na N\u0160K\/Plastic cup ve\u010der\u201c niekam do janu\u00e1ra. Inak sa ni\u010d extra mimoriadne nestalo \u2013 sp\u00fdtajte sa Mimi, Hanky, \u010colky (a mysl\u00edm e\u0161te nejakej baby, ktor\u00e1 tam akur\u00e1t sedela? u\u017e si nepam\u00e4t\u00e1m, prep\u00e1\u010d).<\/p>\n<p>Tak dovidenia vo febru\u00e1ri, Budape\u0161\u0165!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bolo n\u00e1s jeden\u00e1s\u0165 a.k.a. Sedem stato\u010dn\u00fdch<\/strong>: Ma\u0165o, Leo, Cyril, Dima, Keso, TomiC a Bolvo<\/p>\n<p><strong>Autor<\/strong>: Bolvo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O dva dni m\u00e1m z\u00e1po\u010det z finan\u010dka, o tri sk\u00fa\u0161ku z&nbsp;cenn\u00fdch papierov a preto som sa rozhodol da\u0165 dokopy report z&nbsp;turnaja Secret Santa 2023. Vraj m\u00e1m za 2023 odohrat\u00e9 v\u0161etky turnaje \u010do Outsiteri \u0161li, tak by som reku mo\u017eno mohol op\u00e4\u0165 prispie\u0165 do kroniky. A prispejte aj vy! Je to celkom sranda. Pred 5 rokmi [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[214,215,161,217,216],"class_list":["post-11932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-turnaje","tag-214","tag-bolvo","tag-budapest","tag-lol","tag-secret-santa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.outsiterz.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.outsiterz.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.outsiterz.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.outsiterz.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.outsiterz.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11932"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.outsiterz.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11932\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12454,"href":"https:\/\/www.outsiterz.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11932\/revisions\/12454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.outsiterz.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.outsiterz.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.outsiterz.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}